Blame Mercury Retrograde Tee — Cosmic Chaos Collection
Blame Mercury Retrograde Tee — Cosmic Chaos Collection
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight crew tee turns cosmic chaos into a wearable anthem. A shattered-stone Mercury statue — wings spread, tangled in a corded phone, haloed in a storm of pink lightning and galaxy static — takes over the back, while the front carries the bold "Blame Mercury Retrograde" chest hit for anyone who needs an excuse (and looks good making it). The softened ring-spun cotton drapes easily and keeps the printed design sharp and textured — worn layered under a denim jacket or oversized alone, it reads edgy confidence with just enough drama. The shorter, classic neckline and tubular knit give a clean silhouette that lets the artwork do the talking, while thoughtful details (pearlized tear-away label, ribbed collar, shoulder tape) keep it feeling comfortable all day. It's built to travel from quick coffee runs to laid-back nights with friends, and the print holds up through repeated washes thanks to professional printing methods.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- Durable, vivid prints using DTG/DTF methods depending on placement
- Front chest print + full back print
Size chart (in inches)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length | Tolerance |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 8.23 | 1.50 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 8.50 | 1.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 8.74 | 1.50 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 9.02 | 1.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 9.25 | 1.50 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 9.49 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
| Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors |